*minecraft hurt sound plays as my boyfriend rams into my cervix*
This is important is it the old OOF or the new wet ish sounding one
depends on how much lube he used
the creator of katamari damacy responded to me on twitter so I can die happy and fulfilled now
Lmao at this lesbian cable worker who said this right in front of Dick Cheney when fixing his internet. What a hero.
neaq:
Just look at her, isn’t she magnificent?!
Yes, she sure is!
No offence but oh my god
I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd
friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you
*robert de niro in heat voice* i do what i do best, i make hamburger. you do what you do best, you eat the hamburger
before i made this post i honestly didnt realize what “robert de niro in heat” could be interpreted as
bonus:
He literally went back into the closet
moodboard
man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….
Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???
moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass
i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it
mitski christmas album
……………….snowbody